pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

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Nix v. Hedden

U.S. supreme court case that decided that tomatoes are veggies and not fruit...

person one: tomatoes are fruits!
person 2: no they are veggies, i'll look it up!
both at the same time: WHAT!!!!!
person two: ha i was right, Nix v. Hedden said confirmed it!

by dizzle_smasher June 12, 2018

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