Beached Whale

My Best Mate Charlotte.Amy.Wilmore

Shup You Beached Whale

by Liight October 28, 2008

sun of the beach

a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.

Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.

by Barnacl437 November 1, 2023

Beach king

That fat pasty white fuck that steal all your food while sitting in his sandy throne

Well, shit! I was grilling some hot dogs on my brand-new grill when that beach king entered my swamp and raided my grates.

by popnart May 19, 2017

Beach Whale Rescue Team

See definition for "Ryan Price"

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"

by Amishflap January 2, 2012

beach

an area of sand or rocks next to the sea

We spent a week by the sea, lying around on the beach.
We had a romantic walk along the beach.

by vladimir trump February 19, 2024

Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover

Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!

by Ptak38 December 15, 2010

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.

The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.

by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022