Dan

Caring guy but very small penis and odd voice but good company

Hey Dan

by Rjdbaksk October 19, 2018

Dank Memer Dan

any dank memer who can ascend to the next level of memeing (or if you like dank memes and your name is dan)

1. a memer
2. a dank memer
3. a dank memer dan
4. a meme god
5. a meme lord

by BAMDistortion July 1, 2019

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022

Spilly Dan

The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.

'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.

by ElizabethFarbar March 9, 2011

Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

by Kazuhah_ September 20, 2022

Dan cronin

Dan Cronin is the hokage of the village hidden in the leafes he is the strongest ninja who has a large cock, Dan cronin is glamorous and is the hottest male in the world. Dan Cronins nemesis brandon beier is very weak and fears dan cronin.

Dan cronins Rasengan is so powerful it could destroy even the toughest of enemies

Oh Dan cronin Ur so sexy

by Astrea January 27, 2021