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cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020
mugGet the cracker jack universitymug.

bitch ass cracker

Prison term for a white man who can't stand up for hisself thus becomes someones bitch meaning he gets owned and gets fucked in his mouth and in his ass a lot... He can also be shared or used as payment for debts.
by RCurtis October 28, 2007
mugGet the bitch ass crackermug.

Honky-Ass Cracker

Honky-Ass Cracker is a name that racist African Americans use when referring to a white person whom they dislike. Derogatory in nature .
That honky-ass cracker thinks he is better than me.
by Dr. Adam Caldwell August 24, 2016
mugGet the Honky-Ass Crackermug.

Fuzzle-mcnut-cracker

A random word used as an expletive like damn and shit but will make your friends laugh and keep you out of trouble.
*Stubs toe* OW fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
*gets insulted* oh shut up you fuzzle-mcnut-cracker!
by Xela the Great (Pretender) April 20, 2006
mugGet the Fuzzle-mcnut-crackermug.

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