baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 3, 2017
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Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.
'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'
by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016
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Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.
I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!
by McBeefRod June 3, 2018
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Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.
Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.
by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022
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newly baked

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.
by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020
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Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.
The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!
by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018
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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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