Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Asian math grades

very strict maths grades

Asian math grades
maths methods
45-50 = expected
40-45 = harsh lecture
35-40 = seriously threatened
30-35 = there is no such thing

by mathsisawesome July 21, 2017

Asian Ass Mofo

An Asian Ass Mofo is a person who is Asian but they are also Big gay

Friend 1:Yo did you see Yom's new haircut.
Friend 2: Ya he is an Asian Ass Mofo

by Clap Clap Meme Review June 20, 2018

Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

East Asian Gaslighting

When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy.

East Asian gaslighting is when an East Asian says “Use Chopsticks, come on it’s easy.”
It’s not easy, and u drop them picking up a bunch of food -a Japanese person making an impression of my yt friend crying trying to use chopsticks

by Livelaughlovekunikida July 18, 2022

asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018