pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.

Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.

He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.

“Caleb Johnson is so hot, but can I trust him?”
“Yes, but don’t let what he says get to you.”

by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022

Godwin Johnson

A stupid person that argues blindly about bots

Godwin Johnson stupidly argued with khalid on Facebook

by Kheddy June 16, 2022

sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 24, 2014

Berry (Sasha) Johnson

Berry Johnson AKA "Sasha" is a part of the Johnson family containing Marie Johnson, Brayden Johnson, and Oliver Johnson. Berry was born on March 1st, lives in Minnesota, and used to go by the name "Trump Harmy" and "FinchBerry" In her earlier days, "Trump Harmy" Used to go with a political joke of the two presidents Biden and Trump. This joke was made with a friend/real family member that Berry used to talk too on the daily that went by the name Nitro, but later this friendship died after a war broke out with the people that used to be a part of the friend group such as the person "Biden Chiwi" AKA known as Nitro. There was also one more person, that went by the name Kata. With Berry's new friend group (Berry, Brayden, Oliver, and Marie) Berry no longer talks to Kata or Nitro. Berry as if of 2023 is happily married to Marie. Berry writes stories of her new friend group and used to write about her old friend group, she's most known for The Titanic Parody that her and Kata wrote a long time ago when they used to talk.

The Titanic Parody was written by Berry (Sasha) Johnson

by shawn-spen-star February 2, 2023

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023