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Upper West Side White Woman

A democratic, environmentally conscious, feminist, who historically has the sense of humor of a doorknob.
"Wow, that lady over there has no sense of humor, she must be an Upper West SIde White Woman."
by 121212121212121212121 September 16, 2018
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He-Man Woman Haters Club

From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.
If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.
by ECStanton October 24, 2008
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creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

A scary beast who transforms into a cannibal at night who goes around to eat people.

Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish

Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh
your neighbor, creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

some lady at your church
by rihbvuiregburgh October 10, 2008
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The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.
Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020
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Somebody must of seen a naked woman

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.
There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.
by Deep blue 2012 June 12, 2010
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman

The biggest lie in modern history. Said by one of the most noteworthy presidents of the 20th century, yes folks William Clinton himself.
America: Did u hit that yet Bill?
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
America: Oh...
by William Shakespear XVII June 3, 2009
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Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.
Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
by zfrantz December 3, 2009
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