Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Evan

The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.

I would die for Evan

by papupipo August 25, 2021

Evan Lucas

Someone that everyone wants to be, because he is incredibly likable.

Woah he’s so likable, he must be Evan Lucas

by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020

Evan

Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm

His name is defintly Evan he is so hot

by Efegge June 6, 2018

Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!

“That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”

by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020

To Evan

To fly a jet Into someone on Grand Theft Auto 5

Hold on I'm going to evan this person

by THEKINGCOMET April 18, 2018

Evan

A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.

Girl: Hey there’s Evan
Girl 2: Eh
Girl: Why not

by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019