belfast good morning

Greeting someone with a head butt to the bridge of someone's nose

Colin gave Seamus the Belfast Good Morning and then we went out for pancakes

by Mick Graw June 6, 2022

Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die

"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.

by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022

Built like morning breath

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Daze is built like morning breath

by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.

"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"

by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021

Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.

“Hey George, how are you?”
“I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”

by Urban mythic January 14, 2019

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018