Friend of the Law

A woman who sucks the dick of a cop so that she doesn't get a speeding ticket.

"Oh look at that, a speeder." Cop 1
"Wonder if she'll be a good Friend of the Law" Cop 2, nudging his partner.

by TheFurryWolfy March 5, 2018

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Christopher's Law

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

by Harvek July 29, 2023

Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.

Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate

by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019

ternent's law

A law of music which states that no song about the floor, the club or putting your hands up in the air, etc can be audially pleasing. Comical songs may be exempt from the law.

person 1 - "that new song about the club is horrible"
person 2 - "it was bound to be, its ternent's law"

by baz45 March 14, 2013

Kayla’s law

When you see something on the internet that reminds you of them because they are obsessed with it, so you have to show them.

I saw this funny meme and I had to share it with you because Kayla’s law

by izanagi420 December 26, 2020

Lyle's Law

A term used by people who solve the NYT's daily crossword to point out the fact that the revealer to a puzzle's theme has a high likelyhood of being in the bottom-right corner.

Just like Lyle's Law indicates, the revealer for today's puzzle was in the southeastern corner today, 3 spaces above the bottom border of the puzzle.

by Crow14 June 20, 2022