drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.

(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)

by zetazetaram May 31, 2016

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016

truck driving

When 1 girl takes 2 dicks and jacks 2 dicks off at the same time.

Dude! Did you see that? I think Stephanie was truck driving!!

by 666Devilhimself666 June 8, 2016

drive-by

The act of a quick up and down on a penis before leaving.

We made out, I did a drive-by, and left the wax room.

by DJ Doyle January 15, 2018

Buford drive

A miserable stretch of delapatated roadway that eats your soul from eastern Alabama to south of atlanta in the least efficient possible way.

Hey bro, while driving on Buford drive, I comptemplated suicide 37 times, attempted suicide 23 times, failed suicide 22 times, and finally succeeded 1 time...

- sent from your dead friend Steve.

by Over rated under payed taxi February 9, 2018

the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018