Bens-Wisdom

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.

Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!

Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!

Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!

Got mugged? Drink VB’s!

Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!

Had a good root? Drink VB’s!

Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!

Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s

And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.

All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.

All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.

Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.

by Wycklesma May 27, 2021

Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.

Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021

Ben Howick

To be swagalicious or to be one with the swag.

Ben Howick had become swagalicious after having a new haircut

by 1753Jobs February 4, 2019

The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”

Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.

by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022

Ben oui,

Maxi

Ben oui, Maxi

by Martin Matte October 8, 2019

Ben Howes

Serial rapist who likes to finger girls without asking and doesn’t stop even when they’re pulling his hand away from their literal vagina.

Thinks he is cool cause he smoked weed a few times, walks like a retard and wears rly baggy joggers.

Dutty.

Oh god you finger raped her? Damn you’re such a ben howes.

by MEOW385704 February 22, 2019

Ben dover

gay ass bitch

You're such a Ben Dover

by user_pyro123 December 17, 2019