banana tarp

Condom

Don't forget to put a banana tarp in before banging Em bro.

by Bigkoop95 May 23, 2014

Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

by SULVANIA March 7, 2020

Banana Hike

When two people, at least one with a penis, sneak off to perform sexual acts.

See also: 'Love rug ramble' for the lesbian alternative.

Person 1: Where have Jon and Lisa gone? They've been ages.

Person 2: Pretty sure they snook off on a banana hike.

Person 1: Ah. Typical.

by yoshi12 March 14, 2017

Banana Bugs

The sickness a woman has when she’s desperate for a dick.

She’s going to be easy tonight, I can tell by how she is acting, she’s got the ol banana bugs.

by Big Pete13 October 21, 2022

cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.

Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.

by 32121 April 21, 2018

Banana Girl

Chavvy bitches who wear orange makeup, handbags up to their armpits and enjoy pop music. They don't understand life because their parents have way too much money, and they're often attention seeking only children. Usually found in groups of 2 or 7. Commonly named Emily.

Emily: omg i cant stop looking at myself and making strange faces as i take selfies.
Normal human: Shes a massive banana girl.

by Jablehb June 15, 2022

What's on the banana

When you get your friend to put on a blindfold and guess what you put on the banana with their mouth. The trick is,the banana is your cock

Gary:ok I open up and tell me what's on the banana

Linda: is it chocolate? Oh I think it's Nutella!
Gary: oh its got nuts alright

by Cocktopuss September 10, 2022