Cap

Go hard for

I don’t understand why she needs to cap for him lmao

by naturallychic_ August 9, 2019

No Cap

No cap can mean that you're “not lying”.

But it also can mean anything. From “what’s up”, to “yes”

There is no cap. Always no cap. There is never a cap.

by Penguincop24 March 21, 2021

Cap

Something someone says that EVERYONE knows is a BIG ASS LIE. Usually used to try to flex by FIBBING. You can tell cap apart from no-cap by just seeing what the person who said it looks like, or if it's just completely unreasonable.

Person 1: "Hey guys I just landed a bottle flip from the top of the Twin Peaks.
Person 2: "THAT'S CAP BRO!"
Person 3: "STOP THE CAP!"
The Karen: "ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP! I'M CALLING THE MANAGER!"
Person 2 and 3: "NAHHHHH FAM THAT'S CAP!"

by the no-capper March 26, 2022

Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.

EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!

by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016

Cap-palusious

Substantial lie

My man be telling me he loves me more than I love him and that’s just some cap-palusious shit

by Bad gyal Kiki May 2, 2022

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021

Polar Caps

Diamond encrusted mouth piece.

Iced out grill.

Those polar caps twinkle everytime Leeshy smiles.

Those polar caps so fresh I swear she was that dirty mouthed chick from the Orbits' commercial all cleaned up.

by Leeshy Loushy June 18, 2022