Backwards Thumbs Up

To show your approval for a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass.

Trump: "Yes, it's true - a grabbed her by the pussy!"

Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"

by joe995 October 5, 2024

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Thumb

A useful appendage, like a tool, but whereas a tool can be used by anyone, a thumb is dedicated to the use of one person or group. Someone and something that is not only broken, but effectively dead without them. Examples: Op-ed columnists with careers so narrow they would be on food stamps without their special interest groups, third-tier politicians that have jumped off the deep-end with crazy but have been appointed to a position by one better at hiding it, nazis, tankies, actual thumbs.

"Shut the fuck up, you thumb."
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Self, to own thumb: "You're a thumb, but at least you're useful."

by qutoh July 26, 2019

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sore thumb

When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.

Come here honey sit next to daddy and give me a sore thumb.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022

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Kentucky Thumb

A Supernatural phenomenon in which you say “SLAP” 3 times to the mirror in the dark. Upon completion you will taste eggplant and Scott will commit sodomy on you with his thumb.

Ung ung my bunghole uwu Kentucky thumb, love you Brandon this for you G @highley_hunter on Insta ;)

by Hunter The Beast May 20, 2021

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