You're all bits and pieces

When someone is disorganized or confused.

Person 1: I misplaced my keys and my wallet!
Person 2: Oh my, you're all bits and pieces today

by notsurmas August 11, 2023

3 piece finger box

When you jam 3 chicken tenders up a willing woman's vagina and proceed to remove and eat them.

Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger

by Allison's giant bush January 26, 2010

state of the art piece of shit

1.)The absolute worst person you can imagine.

2.)At the cutting edge of being "a piece of shit."

3.)Someone who has the worst bummy swag imaginable.

B.C.H: WTF are we waiting for, I'm starving?

KBR: We can't hit up Saturday Lunch until Goofball is done with his fantasy draft.

B.C.H.: I'm sick of that state of the art piece of shit and his 12 fantasy teams holdin' up the Saturday Lunch Club

KBR: Yeah, he sucks.

by King BookRock November 28, 2011

take home to the fam piece

opposite of being a slam piece

A well-rounded girl who is well-mannered and wife material. But may be a freak in bed.

"I'm not a slampiece, I'm a take home to the fam piece."

A southern Belle.

by lsugirl2323 November 2, 2011

Lazy Piece of Bad Friend

A friend who inadequately responds to a joke, meme, action, or comment simply because they do not feel like it.

Guy: *Sends funny picture to friend*
Friend: *Likes It*
Guy: WOW you are a lazy piece of bad friend... give me a better reaction than that

by FromKatlyn+John September 28, 2018

fine piece of real estate

1) a guy/girl who has all of the qualities you look for in a guy/girl

2) a guy/girl who has got it going on

She is a fine piece of real estate. I'd date that.

by ccomings January 20, 2009

your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

by evan c November 11, 2007