Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.

Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!

by Misterex October 11, 2008

Emo Sock

The sock of a sad emo. The last option you have to clean your wounds after a session. Often white, originally, but, afterwards, red. Discarded, often hidden or thrown out... Or reused for a latter session.

I tossed my Emo sock away, quickly when I heard someone coming

by Ethereal98 January 5, 2008

Loose Socks

A code term that means to have a very visible camel toe is to have a loose vagina.
Where alot of Camel toe is shown.
Having big camel toe.

"Oooh! look at that chicks loose socks!"
*girl doesn't know what we're talking about."

by SapSecondHand July 3, 2009

Party Sock

Cramming all of your drugs down the side of your sock to defeat bouncer searches.

Fucking hell, did you you see the party sock on Cheech tonight?

by Indifferenty January 4, 2008

Drop socks

Slouch socks

by D-Roc March 11, 2003

Sock Puppets

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.

"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003

bloody sock

When you are fucking an anal virgin in the ass and you push your penis all the way in and then rip it out fast, and it rips out the person's anal lining and it looks like a bloody sock.

I was banging this chick in the dumper and I gave her a bloody sock just for being so damn stupid. Then I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.

by SPLOOIE June 11, 2006