Roblox

This is the embodiment of Jesus Christ himself, God's blessed gift to humanity. Roblox is a deity to us mere mortals, and we must bow down to our ruler. Roblox is the descendent of God- actually, fuck that. Roblox IS God.

Say your prayers to Roblox almighty

by whomst'dini June 11, 2018

Roblox

A game over populated by slenders, online daters, and trolls. A childs game.

Roblox is shit, but not as bad as fortnite.

by Underpantstheif November 8, 2021

forsaken roblox

literally the best game I play its the best game on Roblox imo

Someone:"hey play forsaken Roblox right now"
Someone else:"okay jeez"

by a bunch of random people March 30, 2025

Roblox

A Dating site for 8 year olds

Timmy: I'm gonna go talk to my girlfriend
Mom:you have a girlfriend? When will we meet her
Timmy: never shes in Roblox

by SENDHELP666 April 4, 2021

Roblox

Bunch of annoying little kids that think roblox is better than minecraft.

Kid 1: hey wanna play minecraft
Kid 2: no roblox is better
kid 1: *ignore him for a year.

by jake_pauler August 27, 2019

Roblox

The website which literally combusted upon itself because of a burrito and goes down most months

Person 1: Hey wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: No because Roblox shat itself over a burrito.
Person 3: Wait WHAT???

by MegaRacer5000 October 29, 2021

Roblox

A game where 8 year olds somehow get their first boner

Let me get robux on this game called “ROBLOX” so I can impress my ROBLOX girlfiend

by Not_Ur_Mom April 25, 2021