Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.

My neighbor's a one-blocker.

by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

One Erection

One Erection is the band where the members have erections, or boners, all the time.

I'm gonna take picture of Liam Payne's boner and post it on my social media. I can't believe One Erection broke up. I wonder when they'll get back together and if they have been having erections since their breakup.

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 29, 2020

The chosen one

Some bozo who gets his limbs chopped off

Obi wan : you where the chosen one you were ment to destroy the sith not join them
Anakin : I hate you

by General obi wan kenobi June 6, 2022

One piece

An anime that’s about a stretchy pirate

Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me

Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you

Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog

Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!

by Traceboy August 25, 2018