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Square nut

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.
I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.
by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018
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bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels
Tommys dick taste like bagel nut
by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017
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Nut Duffle

When someone has such large balls a regular sac just won't do.
Jimmy took a direct shot to the nut duffles, look at him puke.
by Sqizzle-weasel July 7, 2017
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Nut Buddies

Like blood brothers in a way, but closer. There are several ways that two can become nut buddies, of which all include mixing “nut” (no homo though). For instance, if y’all are tappin the same girl at the same time, and your splooge mixes, you are then nut buddies (this is not to be confused with Eskimo brothers). Any instance where y’all niggas mix nut in a non-homo fashion makes you nut buddies. This usually means you have such an unbreakable (purely straight) relationship that y’all have mixed your potential offspring.
So Zach and I were tappin the same girl, and our cum mixed, we nut buddies now.
by Kpedaddy69 April 18, 2018
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panic nut

When your family gets home earlier than expected.
My family came home a half hour early so i had to panic nut.
by firedeadpool August 19, 2017
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Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.
Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.
by Buckaroo728 November 3, 2018
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holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.
John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.
by LetThatNutLoose November 5, 2018
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