Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone

Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush

by Morningblush July 21, 2019

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018

morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Morning

When you wake up.

"Morning is not a time of day, it is the time when you wake up."

by lookatmylilgremlinsgo October 30, 2022

Morning Bitchual

An elongated string of complaints uttered by a person in the morning, particularly during the time between opening their eyes and getting out of bed.

Every morning before the old lady drags her ass outta’ bed I gotta’ listen to a bunch of shit like”it’s hot”, “it’s cold”, “I hate your cats”, “I don’t want to work today”, “I drank too much”, “ you drank too much” and “you are stupid and you hurt my feelings three weeks ago”. It’s her morning bitchual.

by WordFistOfDoom October 2, 2019

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018

Nighty Morning

The period of day between night and morning.

Person 1: Nighty Morning!
Person 2: Shut up with that overused phrase!

by everybody-anybody-nobody June 4, 2023