Matthew

A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^

Person 1: OMGGGGGGG, I just met a Matthew and he soo cute!!
Person 2: Really?! Can we share?!

by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022

Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.

"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.

by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021

Matthew stinkle

aviation

Hi my name is Matthew stinkle and I like aviation

by RedsMC November 30, 2021

Xavier Matthew

Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))

Xavier Matthew is madly in love with Lilly Garman forever and always. <3

by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025

Matthew

Greatest man alive!! He is superior!! THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD.

“Come together Mathews we are stronger as one. Matthew is superior”

by Matthews are superior October 26, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.

Matthew is so ANNOYING and says dumb stuff but still funny.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019