machinarrhea

The brown, chunky, sludge that oozes and squirts out of the nacho chili machine at convenience stores.

The machinarrhea made a farting sound as it squirted and plopped over the nachos I held under the chili machines posterior orifice.

by KodyDawg February 19, 2015

machine lurking

What a machine hides in the dark, waiting to steal your job.

Better watch out for Apple, Google, and Facebook. They're all investing heavily in machine lurking these days.

by boltzmannbrain January 26, 2016

machined

Taken apart

She machined that fish!

by Coco135 May 23, 2016

Machinaphilia

Sexual attraction towards robots or other kinds of machines with artifical intelligence

Liza' s a true machinaphilian

by simon2says February 14, 2017

machingelan

South African slang for a stubborn security guard. May also be used to refer to a policeman or soldier in a derogatory manner. Derived from "marching in a line"

Pronounced: mun-ching-eh-lan

The stupid machingelan wouldn't let me park here!

David was working the night shift like a machingelan

by Mr.magic.m March 20, 2017

machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.

Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!

by One cable guy March 29, 2017

Machine gun

a dildo strapped to a industrial mixer.

yo i was at this chicks house and she showed me her machine gun

by Zach16 October 26, 2017