Liam Payne

do not put your hands on his body and swing that round for him, because Liam Payne is a scary scary man who hates hands
also the irrelevant one in one direction

liam payne: if you don't remove those hands there's a high likelyhood that you'll never use them again

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

Liam

Liam is an absolute nonse

Do not leave your kids around him

He always drives a vauxhall corsa

Women over the age only 13 are allergic to him . 90% of liams are ginger with huge noses

Wow liam get away from those kids

by king james the 1st November 22, 2021

Liam

An extremely retarded cunt.

Person: Is that Liam?
Person 2: Yeah that's liam.

by Stop touching Kids October 13, 2022

liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.

Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l

by Applegiant April 25, 2024

Liam Smith

A white redneck who is very hot headed and can pull bitches but only keep them for a month

Damn that guys a real liam smith

by 69686968 October 14, 2021

Liam

A gay kid who has a little 1.5 inch dick. Liam gets all the men drooling over him and all the men really want a taste of that little dick.

Ohh James look at Liam he’s so hot I just want a little taste of that tiny dick.

I know right he’s so hot isn’t he Ryan.

by KryptiQ November 14, 2019

Liam Smith

Hardest cunt going runs the ne8 area ya better watch out for the speccy cunt always sniffing glue round bensham bank gives out bensham blowie to anybody that asks aslong as you have an 0.5 on ya

A: here fancy gannin round bensham

B: Fuck that ran by Liam Smith al get chopped

A: stop being a puff hes a fat dossa man wont do shite
B: ye daft he chopped me pal up last week ya fucking sausage

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas June 21, 2023