Luke

Very hot, but very short. Doesn't have skill and kinda shits himself a lot. He has a crush on Dora the Explorer.

Luke like penis?
yes.

by Megadick energy time May 30, 2022

Luke

This guy acts like such a female and he’s always horny. He has his period like every 3 days. He is off the charts emotional that you’re scared to be around him. When he is horny, you can’t tell if he wants pussy, or if he wants to kill someone.

“Hey, do you know Luke?”
“Yeah, he’s the ultimate feminine horn dog. He’s horny all the time and he acts like such a female you’d think he’s gay.”

by FebreezeBoi August 4, 2020

Luke

Strong and handsome guy, but is only 5,8 which results in him only pursuing women who are grade a bitches.

He’s a nice guy but a real Luke.

by Coomer916 November 24, 2021

Luke Alvez

Fictional character from the TV show Criminal Minds. Hot

Luke Alvez is hot

by lol444444 February 10, 2021

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

The Luke Effect

When playing a character in a game and wining one time with that character then proceeding to main that character

Guy 1:Damm dude i just won a game with little mac and dude he is over powered i think i am going to main him
Guy 2: Dude your just experiencing The Luke Effect

by Soren-Senpai July 14, 2016

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024