A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
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Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”
by Chog Logger October 5, 2025
Get the Chog Log mug.(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.
Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.
"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."
"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."
"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."
"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."
"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."
"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."
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