stew knuckle

a person who is short, fat, and hairy.

When an ugly person approaches you 'ew look a stew knuckle"

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Parakeet Knuckle

A single rock of Crack cocaine, not large enough to be a “crack cookie”

Hey bud, I see a parakeet knuckle under the floor mat!

by Parakeet peat September 18, 2023

Skin knuckle

A tiny penis that is not erect but is verry tiny and holds it self up by its own tiny size

Tom: hey Joe why did your girl leave you?

Joe: well tom I'm pretty sure the last words she told me before she left with you to your place last Night was " hey tom eat a dick cause that's all your good for with your tiny little skin knuckle !

by Tacoliker March 28, 2018

The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"

Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"

by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 21, 2023

white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release

Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!

by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

Hero Knuckles

The feeling in your knuckles after beating any guitar hero.

1: Whats with Jake?
2: He's got hero knuckles. He tried beating GH world tour twice in one go.
1: Dumbass...

by 3ngl!ishm@j0r August 15, 2011

Throw It Some Knuckle

To masturbate to something.

Student 1: Man, our English teacher is so hot!
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?

Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.

by FertDeDoosh August 3, 2017