jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.

You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.

by LZ-Bix December 9, 2018

jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.

Dick and Jane jumped the Board last night.

by James Perfect November 20, 2023

Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet

Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap

by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022

jump

The action of atacking a person or an object with more than one person.

Oh it is on. Let's jump this dude!

by Hassassin5 May 3, 2018

Jump

What to do when you see a bridge.

K imma jump. See u on the other side.

by AlphaLul November 7, 2019

Jump

Gravity

Hey guys I'm jumping

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

Jump out

To go out with someone. Mostly used on snapchat stories

Bored af! Any1 jump out

by urrrmoist May 20, 2018