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jose

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by drew16666 January 2, 2019
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hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.
“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”
by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022
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jose

oh shi u heard abt jose

the one who’s better than summers??
yes yes that one
by yomommambest May 2, 2022
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jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
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