Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).

John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "

by beetlebodger October 19, 2009

Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!

MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!

by The Gourmet Chef October 27, 2009

Browse Job

When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.

Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame

by Captain Compromise May 10, 2011

weeping job

when a girl gives a guy a blow job and loves dick so much that she actually cries of joy

my girl friend gave me a weeping job cause she says my dick tastes like an arnold palmer

by grandmasterahole June 1, 2010

Salmon job

A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice

Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it

by Autism fights official December 3, 2016