Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

Jackson Kunkel

He keeps pictures of his friends girl friends on his phone in swim suits

Jackson Kunkel likes to keep pictures of his friends girlfriends on his phone

by Mrgiglle193736 December 24, 2019

dirty Jackson

when someone sticks the ass up another ass with a pickle inbetween while a black guy Is is giving head to each while you at 5 guys and on the stove

I just pulled a dirty Jackson to my dog

by anonymous January 24, 2023

Jackson Shook

one drop dead gorgeous mother trucker. he’s really skinny but has the cock of an elephant (6ft on average). and don’t let ur lady near him because all the girls love ratty looking skater boys.

“jackson shook slept with jason girlfriend last night!”

by not jackson shook June 3, 2020

Jackson

Jackson is so kind he is hot AF even if he dated a girl named after one of the days of the week. he is ripped short and takes you first true love he can play drums as you have never heard.

Jackson is so kind he is hot AF even if he dated a girl named after one of the days of the week. he is ripped short and takes you first true love he can play drums as you have never heard.

by lana rhode September 20, 2020

Abe Jackson

Noun

A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.

"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."

by DonKeedix December 21, 2021

angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 25, 2019