Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

pissure wash

Forcefully expelling urine to remove fecal matter from a toilet bowl left there by a previous depositor.

Dude 1: Wth, bruh! You left boo boo smears in my toilet

Dude 2; man, finish off that 40oz and go pissure wash that b@#%h

by Unklo June 29, 2016

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by anonymous April 17, 2024

Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.

Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.

Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?

by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010

Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 10, 2024