Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

Morning Mouf

When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.

Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.

by XafklegendX April 18, 2024

When morning starts

Morning starts from 12am to 3pm

When Morning starts its from 12am to 3pm

by Taco dan April 7, 2021

Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.

"My diet results in morning water everyday"

by Ekker October 19, 2022

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron May 31, 2018

A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.

Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.

by jizz brothers September 1, 2011