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ear fucking

when you talk to someone through there ear

Also means when you give someone a blowjob and you cum in there ear.
Male#1: DUDE MELANIE WAS EARFUCKING ME LAST NIGHT
Male#2: ikr she talks to much
Male#3: I thought that ear fucking was when you cum in someones ear
by GAY PERSON #3 May 14, 2019
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ears

the organ that is used to hear bitching
i like my ears
by meads mill is trash March 14, 2019
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Ear

we All know you know what an ear is. Your just searching up random definitions that random people wrote about the word “ear”
You: * goes to the search bar and types ear*
Dictionary: an ear is something you hear with

You: * embarrassed *
by YEeT ThE MeAt March 15, 2019
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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
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ear pressure

similar to peer pressure but is experienced when one has an ear infection and still gets pressured from friends to do stuff, and those friends chronically don't show up anyway
Hey, quit with the ear pressure, bro. Yeah, I'm distracted because there's pus coming out of my ear!

Otherwise I'm the most gorgeous creature you've ever met. ;-P
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Ear

A gaylord's vagina
by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019
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Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019
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