Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

LOA DISEASE

Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.

Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.

by stankyhankanddaboyz November 22, 2023

Fortnite disease

When a male plays too much Fortnite that it causes them to become addicted to it. It also causes the male to become slow and stop responding on snapchat or message.

“Babe you are not ok, you have Fortnite disease”

by Decembersecond November 29, 2023

Musa disease

Any STD that Musa has (like all of them). Because Musa is always sleeping with men.

An example of a Musa Disease is Syphillis. Some other examples are: AIDS, Monkeypox and Herpes

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Celeb disease

When a celebrity gets away with being a terrible person because of their status.

Dude isn’t _______ so cool? No dude you just have celeb disease.

by carebearcares#7 December 8, 2023

Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022