Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.

Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.

by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019

A.N.N disease

A disease that is caused by a certain species of frog located in the outskirts of bukit sentosa, malaysia. Those who are infected will find themselves speaking in a different language, talking gibberish and typing random words. The only way to cure this disease is to follow a guy to Japan. :3

She had the A.N.N disease and she followed him to Japan to cure it.

by Doctor Helz Raj November 21, 2018

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

The IG Disease

Originated from the song “Clout” by Offset featuring Cardi B

Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it

Nah bro she def got the IG disease she always givin af about other peoples lives and opinions

by MrFlamin September 3, 2023

dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021

tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease

an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.

"ayo you see that crazy chick with tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease?"

"yea bro im kinda scared"

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023