Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

Orovilan disease

Aka, Hannah wright nasty std having whole

Ewww it's hannah she got orovilan disease

by Hahaha1430 January 15, 2023

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

lynks disease

A disease you have, cuck

Person 1: yo you have lynks disease cuck
Person 2: yo correct cuck

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease

an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.

"ayo you see that crazy chick with tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease?"

"yea bro im kinda scared"

by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022