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Pranu Disease

Causes excessive touching and need for love. Can lead to a nerdy look and a pedo stash. Symptoms may be attracted to you girlfriends good friend and having glasses
I got the Pranu Disease after fist bumping him!
by Oranges and Turtles April 20, 2023
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Wolfson Disease

This disease makes a person who treats women poorly and lacks emotional intelligence may display traits commonly associated with narcissistic personality disorder, which is characterized by an inflated sense of self-importance, a lack of empathy, and a desire for admiration.

Individuals with narcissistic personality disorder often have a sense of entitlement and believe they are superior to others. They may also have difficulty regulating their emotions and may react impulsively or aggressively when their sense of self-worth is threatened. In some cases, they may base their self-image on external factors such as wealth, status, or power, much like the character Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street."

It's important to note that having these traits or behaviors does not necessarily mean that a person has a personality disorder. Many factors, including past experiences and environmental influences, can contribute to the development of certain behavioral patterns. However, if these traits are causing significant distress or impairment in a person's life, it may be beneficial to seek professional help from a mental health provider who can offer appropriate support and treatment.
My friend broke up hardly with his girlfriend. I think he has wolfson disease
by wolfyyyyyy April 21, 2023
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Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.
GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
Poor guy has spag disease
by Mrbigga April 27, 2023
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landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022
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Rohinsons Disease

A fatal condition in which the victim contracts this disease by inhalation of crust particles. There have been 0 documents survivors.
Doctor- I’m sorry to inform you that you have contracted rohinsons disease.

Me- Ok fine I’m rohit
by Anthony McKinsey December 11, 2022
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White Mama Disease

The attitude and way you act when you're black and born with a white mom. Often too good for other black people, bougie, or just silly in a bad way.
"You heard about Nick? He has White Mama Disease."

"Dude no way."

"You got WMD, for real."
by mysticnamjoon09 December 12, 2022
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da disease

Dumbass disease, the condition where someone is suffering from a level of stupid so great it's hard to wrap your head around.
The guy crossed the street without even looking must've had a case of the DA disease.
by anonymous December 15, 2022
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