Menarchial Disease

A disease in which the female body (animal or human) produces tumors. These tumors take approximately one month to develop to appropriate size before releasing from the inner wall and becoming loose in the body. As an automatic self-defense mechanism, the body purposely wounds itself in order to capture and trap said spherical annoyances. In turn, gravity just happens to be its first option to expel these tumors from the body. It’s possible to take medication to prevent these tumors from growing, but it also beleaguers the female immune system. Surgery is included as a secondary option.
Sorry, I have Menarchial Disease so I'm in rehab this week.
by TheCheri July 27, 2010
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giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots
I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.
by beccaaameyyer July 12, 2014
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North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.
Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.
by BumDisease101 April 06, 2018
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the idiot disease

a disease where ur brain does not work
bro he has the idiot disease dont go near or else you will get infected
by monkedudelol March 30, 2022
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TinkerBell Disease

Being diagnosed with a disease, but not wanting anyone to know what it is.
For example, TinkerBell needed love and support so she could fight for her light to shine. People battling illnesses need this support as well, but do not always have to say what they have. TinkerBell Disease is an alias for an illness.
by NamasteLatte April 04, 2021
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Bad Bitch Disease

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 30, 2021
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Bad bitch-disease

If you're straight and the only thing you can do is hating on some strangers post bc they are slightly different than you.
Guy #1: You're a r slur
Guy #2: Oh, someone is having a bad bitch-disease. I hope you get well soon.
by Lesbo.1312 June 11, 2020
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