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canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.
Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.
by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022
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canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history
by colber nation February 4, 2010
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Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.
by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022
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canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine
person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?
by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023
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Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.
"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"
by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018
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