car clearer

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

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Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

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Whenever your losing an argument with someone just call them "their name car" with a picture of an ugly car. The car remark has built up has become especially popular in the minecraft modded star wars community but has gradually developed a further reach spreading into other communities.

burner: Thats literally a federal crime im reporting you to the police
you: burner car

charles: you realize the point you just made is stupid and incorrect right?
you: charles car

by lord jocard of madagascar May 10, 2021

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Car Pizza

Leftover pizza that is reheated by being left in a car with the windows closed in direct sunlight. May seem gross at first, but the overall quality and enjoyability is greater than if microwaved.

Car pizza is a good alternative to soggy, shitty microwaved pizza.

by Count Grimhook July 23, 2012

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