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Breakfast of the Champions

The act of eating cereal with milk out of someones asshole
While doing Breakfast of the Champions, one should never use coco pebbles
by Eatyourwheaties October 7, 2018
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- stella ๐Ÿฅฑ
missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021
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put a dent in her breakfast

Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
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kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
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Delicious Breakfast

When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 3, 2019
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: โ€œI need breakfastโ€

Bailey: โ€œbro we just ate dinnerโ€

Eric: โ€œIโ€™m not talking about that type of breakfastโ€
by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022
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friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.
See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!
by Joinerlee May 10, 2018
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