by awesomesaucemanthateatsbutt October 12, 2025
Get the national bite your boyfriend daymug. by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022
Get the National Kiss Your Boyfriend Daymug. Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024
Get the national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to daymug. A boy and man that would do anything for you. Loves you, and cherishes you no matter what. Thinks you're beautiful, no matter the day, or even if u don't feel good, or feel yucky. Your personal masseuse, who, at a moments notice, will stand up, and start massaging your shoulders, or sit next to you, massaging your back, or will sit on the floor, and massage your feet. There is really no limit.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Most boyfriends would buy anything they could for their girlfriend.
Who's that massaging her feet?
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
Oh, that's her boyfriend
Ohhhh, lucky, I need to get one.
Or
Who's that drooling over there?
Oh, that's my boyfriend. He thinks I'm gorgeous.
by throwdownforwhat? February 23, 2023
Get the Boyfriendmug. A boyfriend is someone who loves and cares for you no matter what, someone who has been thru the ups and downs with you someone who cherish you and only you, he’s the one you tell about your bad day, he’s the one that would never judge you, he’s your rock don’t forget he’s not only your boyfriend he’s also your bestfriend so when you loose him you’re also losing a friend...so ladies dont cheat on him for a fuckboy been there done that 🥴
by Shht dont tell 🤫 October 21, 2019
Get the Boyfriendmug. A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.
My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.
by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017
Get the drone boyfriendmug.