Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
Get the backyard bastardmug. A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
Get the bastard factormug. (Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.
See also: Hanging Dong
See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
by Berek2501 August 2, 2023
Get the Hanging the Ol' Bastardmug. A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.
It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.
by WIKIKING August 31, 2023
Get the Bastard Complexmug. “You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
Get the Fat Bastard-itusmug. An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
Get the ego bastardmug. by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022
Get the Bastard roversmug.