Shake and Bake

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).

Jake: "Hey girl you wanna come over and shake and bake?"

Monica: "Fuck yeah"

by GalacticFucker January 18, 2018

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 12, 2019

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 06, 2020

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 25, 2020

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 06, 2022

cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother

Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.

by iets December 03, 2018

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“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"

by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021