Breakfast Machine

Breakfast Machine (noun, slang)

Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.

1.
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”

2.
“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”

3.
“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”

by Angee Maree May 29, 2025

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Biggy Breakfast

A "Biggy Breakfast" is a sexual term referring to the act of putting an American breakfast (consisting of pancakes or other substitute, maple syrup, scrambled or over easy eggs, crispy bacon, and an optional side of fruit) on a fat woman's genitals after the male has climaxed inside said genitals. The male then takes a bite of as much food as possible in one bite, and gives the rest to the fat woman. The semen adds a salty taste and creates an enjoyable creaminess to every bite.

Henry: "Hey Margaret, wanna do a Biggy Breakfast?"
Margaret: "Sure! I'm really craving some breakfast food right now. Let's do it without fruit though."

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

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