bed

When something bad happens so you may as well go to bed and start the day over again

I can't go to football today
Why
I'm ill
bed

by SIRRAH123 November 29, 2021

bed

a bed is a place where 2 people whoo love each other get to express their love.

person 1: hey, i really love you
person 2: i really love you too!!
person 1 lets take this to the bed..

by wet_noodles June 15, 2021

bed thought

They're just like shower thoughts but you get them when you're tucked in your bed and they keep you from falling asleep.

*thinks while lying on the bed* Birthday presents are rewards for not dying during the year
Damn that's a weird ass bed thought

by WhirlyBird19 October 2, 2022

Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,

Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.

A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!

by holysanta July 17, 2025

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018