Baked out

Super trippy. When like, things get weird. You know?

That's baked out.

by GOOD LISTENER October 28, 2013

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.

"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.

by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021

Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)

Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.

by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010

cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny

i love videos of cat baking

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

by involutia October 31, 2025

Baked as a biscuit

Extremely high

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.

by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024

bake

its something you have to say in the Starbucks drive thru when they don't have anything

Customer: "hi, my order was the large latte"
Worker: "bake."

by poosayjayna April 22, 2024