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One Direction

One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.

One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.

After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.

A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?

Directioner: One Direction.

Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.

Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*

Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020
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One bag of

One bag of something (non-standard) refers to a huge amount of something, or a whole heap/lot of something in the Jamaican dialect. It's use is not just limited to things. It can be used with people or even animals.

In colloquial speech the word of is elided and becomes identical to 'a/ah.
One bag of ants outside under the bench.

One bag of unknown numbers keep calling me.

One bag of hungry-belly pickneys live over Miss Janey yard.
by Tropical Rythms December 7, 2021
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the..one..and.only.loser

My gay friend. If you're somehow seeing this hello
the..one..and.only.loser is a very sus human
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Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!
So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!
by Tayan December 13, 2020
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Free One

In Italian, the meaning of the name Francesco is derived from the Latin word Francis, meaning free one.
by NYC Sunset October 1, 2019
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one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.
My neighbor's a one-blocker.
by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010
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Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
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