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anal funnel

The act of drinking alcohol (specifically beer) from the anal cavity of the opposite gender, as they shit in your mouth
Hey man, those anal funnels I did with Rebecca at Kyles party were epic!
by Oscarthebagel December 1, 2021
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Anal Porridge

A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors
by Swampyman May 19, 2019
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Anal Apocalypse

An Anal Apocalypse is when you sit on the toilet thinking that you will just take a normal shit, and you end up spending 45 minutes shitting out your end trails while everyone around you is gasping in horror at the groaning they hear through the bathroom stall doors.
On Friday Jeff had went full blown anal apocalypse, and I was around to hear it.
by Goldieloxandthe3cocks November 18, 2021
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Anal Flush

When you put your penis in someone’s ass you take a piss in their ass and flush the shit out of their ass
I want to anal flush her ass bro.
by Squidwards Bitch September 20, 2017
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anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.
Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!
by Sivarticus January 12, 2014
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anal pony

Anal pony: the act of riding a girl in the horse position with your dick in her ass
I gave Jessica an anal pony last night, best time of my life
by Kackiw March 29, 2016
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Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?
by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020
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