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Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.
The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever
by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025
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air america

what you call pocket aces in texas hold'em given their ability to check raise, and slowplay your opponent(s) into betting, ultimately taking their money. would be a term used more often when winning a big pot, as in a high stakes no-limit game, hence the name given to the plane associated with the CIA which was said to have helped trafficked in heroin, air america--easy money.
1) opponent: you got american airlines (pocket aces)

you: no, just flying air america

2) (loosing to pocket aces)

you: someone was flying air america!!
by seattle_player February 7, 2010
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Mayo America

Where Crackers of all flavors come together to make Raision Mayo Souffle with a dash of salt. Its a place where they frolick and giggle to Taylor Swift and Larry the Cable Guy.
Tyrese was invited to a Cookout but it was Mayo America so he ordered chinese food.
by BookBuddeh July 9, 2023
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America

A country that is often mistaken to be full of fat people and the love of shooting guns. the actual country is diabetic and loves shooting children.
jimmy: I live in America
Bob: So that's why you're fat
Jimmy: what did you say?!??!
Bob: er
Jimmy: *shoots Bob
by Murrica April 19, 2021
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