Queef

A fanny fart

Oops I just done a queef, pardon me.

by UltimateDoge March 5, 2021

queef

a combination of air pressure and kinetic energy during the insertion of the male penis into the female vaginal entrance in the process of mating that results in bubbly sound that resembles a flatulence.

Oh my, she has queefed

by Gvcci14 February 28, 2018

dumb queef

Kinsey keep johnson

"Mike Johnson" kinsey stopping being a dumb queef and let's get to the casino

by Asskicker#fuckyou October 1, 2021

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022

quantum queef

A female telepath with quantum biological fusion powers that happens to you, just like a normal queef, but instead of vibrating your vagina, this mutant vibrates your entire perception of reality, causing you to question whether you were ever in control of your body before you experienced being near this creature of the multiverse.

"I can't hear anything but music, my arms feel like they're beings touched, I suddenly taste mint, and I can't control my mouth sometimes, all because I decided to fuck with this weird ass quantum queef!"

by ninaarhowell January 26, 2024

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Queef

Like a fart from the vagina. Use it to torture your male friends with >:3

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*

by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022